Reese Witherspoon has hilariously live-tweeted the premiere of Big Little Lies 2.
The new season introduced Meryl Streep as Mary Louise Wright, the mother of Perry Wright (Alexander Skarsgard) who was killed at the end of Season 1.
Mary Louise is sceptical of the so-called "Monterey Five", including daughter-in-law Celeste (Nicole Kidman) and her friends Madeline (Witherspoon), Renata (Laura Dern), Bonnie (Zoe Kravitz) and Jane (Shailene Woodley).
Mary Louise delivers a series of stinging rebukes to Madeline, including calling her short and in the same breath saying she finds "little people to be untrustworthy".
Witherspoon wasn't having it — on the show or in real life, tweeting "shorties unite".