There are two scientifically proven TV viewers: those who love action, special effects and girls with pretty hair trying to outsmart their way out of life-or-death situations. And those who'd rather stick to Shakespeare (and all the soaps he inspired).
Then there's Joss Whedon. Fans will know the US writer/director behind 2012's biggest film hit, The Avengers, wasn't content to relax on his two-week shooting hiatus. So he made a black-and-white version of Much Ado About Nothing. It was modern and moody and very funny, and a complete surprise after all that hulk-smashing and hammer-throwing.
Sure, Whedon's comic mash-up movie demonstrated rare storytelling genius, but his take on the classic romantic comedy was more my kind of thing.
So forgive me for approaching TV2's big new show, Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., (Sunday, 8.30pm) - the Avengers spin-off Whedon created and executive produces, and his brother Jed writes - with caution, and a few questions. Like, just how much is this going to feel like a budget knock-off? And, why S.H.I.E.L.D.? On the face of it, the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division is designed to protect us plebs with gratuitous use of crazy physics and sexy spy capers. But in cracking down on all those pesky flying folk and mad billionaires developing kryptonite-type substances in a world now familiar with superheroes, well, the S.H.I.E.L.D team kinda feel like killjoys.
Some of the characters certainly hold themselves that way, making them pretty flat on screen. There's Melinda, played by the usually likeable Ming-Na Wen, who is so stern she appears to have a carrot firmly wedged, but who may finally get to do some ass-kicking - and carrot-removal - next week. Then there's the chiselled Grant Dalton as Ward, who is so very serious, although his flirt-athon with rebel computer hacker Skye shows chemistry does exist.