E. L. James is thinking about turning her best-selling Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy into a musical, according to The Sun.
The S&M-themed novels, renowned for their raunchy bondage scenes but mocked by some for being badly written, have already inspired a series of film adaptations (the second instalment, Fifty Shades Darker, is released next month) and a spin-off novel, Grey.
"There has been massive hype around the books and producers know that the stage adaptation will sell out in minutes," an unnamed "theatre insider" told the newspaper (whose article, to give credit where credit is due, is headlined "How do you solve a problem like sore rear?").
"Theatre bosses have been in talks with E.L and although these things can take years to plan they know it will be a big success.