Prince Harry and Chelsy romance 'back on'

Reports say Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy are back together. Photo / Getty Images

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Prince Harry

is back in the arms of on-again off-again love

Chelsy Davy

, according to reports.

It's been two months since the pair ended their rollercoaster five-year romance, amid speculation that Davy was fed up of her prince's playboy antics.

But it might all be back on again, according to the

Mail Online

.

The party-loving prince and his fair maiden have reportedly been rekindling their romance over the past few weeks, sneaking in the odd rendezvous together in London when they can.

Hairlarious

Reports also say Chelsy has been spotted skulking around with a dark haired mystery man of late, but it turns out it was flame-haired Harry all along - in disguise.

Harry, 24, supposedly donned the crafty disguise to mask himself and ward off unwanted attention while he partied with law student Davy, 23, at a London nightclub on Friday.

So clever was Harry's hilarious disguise, "scores of fellow ravers completely failed to spot him," reports the Mail.

A snitch said: "It's a bit of an 'anything goes' sort of place - but the fact that people kept on going up to Chelsy to ask about Harry with him standing right next to her was absolutely hilarious. Unbelievably, though, they just didn't notice him at all."

Secret squirrels...

The pair were apparently inseparable as they partied away at the trendy south London nightspot, accompanied by two Scotland Yard bodyguards, and gal pal

Olivia Perry

, known as Bubble.

Chelsy was obviously in on the gag and thought his disguise was "hilarious" too. So hilarious, it failed to stop the lass spending the entire evening "holed up in a corner with her prince," says the report.

The snitch adds: "Bubble, who acts as her gatekeeper, was watching out. They were talking very intently until at least 2am and although nothing else happened between them there was some definite chemistry."

Another source 'confirms' to people.com that the two are definitely a couple once more - although it remains to be seen what evidence they have to back up the claim.

People

also kindly points out, just in case you were wondering, that Harry has allegedly been romantically linked "with other women who all turned out to be dating other people in his set or simply close friends of the royals."

What are they insinuating? How impertinent.

Take the shame

Acerbic

Top Gear

presenter

Jeremy Clarkson

was the unwitting victim of a prank last week.

Crafty pranksters trapped the old grumpster inside a portable loo. The result is rather amusing...

Call us puerlie, but we love the sniggers and nonchalant look on Clarkson's face.

Odd couple

Fresh gossip from the US claims that

Sean Penn

and our mate

Natalie Portman

were recently spotted 'smooching'.

If you suspend your disbelief for a second, and bear in mind this was reported by

Star

magazine, you too can live the fantasy that is this unbelievable and fabricated union.

A snitch tells the mag that the pair were spotted together in a hotel. "They went to a bank of elevators that only goes to the spa or to private rooms.

"They came back about 45 minutes later, and that's when I saw them making out.

"There's a door outside of the hotel's Tower Bar that has a bridge to the terrace, so it's semi-private," the snitch explains.

"I used that path to get to the restroom, and when I came back, I had to go through some curtains — and that's when I interrupted Sean and Natalie! When they saw me, they were startled and quickly composed themselves."

Now wake up and smell the coffee.

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