Doug Reinhardt
's Los Angeles home of over an alleged noise complaint. Neighbours had grown anxious for the socialite's wellbeing after hearing bloodcurdling screams emanating from their passion pad.
But the screaming match they heard was not what it appeared to be. Someone had played a rather cruel prank on the fame-seeking celebutante...
Doggie drama...
Hilton screamed like a banshee after someone made a prank call to her and claimed that her prized pooch, toy woofer/ankle biter
Tinkerbell
, had been hit by a car and was lying dead on Mulholland Drive.
And that's when Hilton howled in horror and freaked out as Reinhardt tried to calm her down.
"Last night, my girlfriend, Paris, got a prank phone call from someone pretending that her dog Tinkerbell was let out of her house and it was [run] over," Reinhardt told Access Hollywood.
"She [Paris] started screaming and crying about it, thinking it was true."
Apparently the prank caller had said: "
Tinkerbell is dead-we just found it on Mulholland Drive
."
He adds that his "nosy" neighbours got the wrong end of the stick when they heard the screaming and called the cops.
"About a half hour later, I'm laying in bed with my underwear on and the cops...walked right into my house," he said. "It's a quiet neighbourhood. I'm like, ‘Hey guys, how's it going?'"
Snitches say Hilton was upset and crying hysterically as cops tried to unravel the drama which eventually turned out to be a hoax.
But that wasn't the couple's only run-in with cops that week. Officers had been despatched to Hilton's new Beverly Hills pad on Monday following a vandalism complaint when a party got out of hand.
Reports claimed police had to break up the bash after a ruckus developed when partygoers left her home and allegedly vandalised vehicles outside.
"As the party let out, some of the partygoers did some vandalizing," a spokesperson for the Los Angeles Police Department told Access.
But Hilton insists there was no such party and that she was spooning her man at the time.
Please leave...
Hilton's neighbours are said to be fed up to the back teeth with her shenanigans, and want her out.
One vexed neighbour has reportedly offered to pay tens of thousands of dollars a month for her to leave the area for good.
The unnamed Hollywood Hills resident has reportedly sent a letter to Hilton's landlord and offered to pay $5,000 more than Hilton's giving him - if he turfs the love birds out.
Although Hilton has only been living at the pad for a few days, the neighbour says she's "ruining his life" because of her "loud parties, screaming and yelling, and vandalism".
Hilton's home is listed as being worth US$22,000 a month, so if her neighbour wants to put his money where his mouth is, he'll have to cough up US$27,000 if the landlord was to render Hilton homeless. That's some serious mullah.
Doggie dramas and testy neighbours aside, Reinhardt says his romance with the socialite is on the up.
"Everything's great, we're leaving tonight for the Cannes Film Festival," he added. "I'm in love, I'm head over heels in love. I've never been happier."
Hilton is currently in Cannes pimping her new doco,
Paris, Not France
.
Call us sadistic, but we did have a wee chuckle over this story. Not at the supposed demise of poor
Tinks,
who is alive and kicking by the way, but Hilton's hysteria. It's all so very 'TV movie of the week' and wreaks of emotional melodrama. What a muppet.
No Port for Penn
Natalie Portman
has slammed reports that she's dating soon-to-be divorced
Sean Penn
.
The
Star Wars
actress says claims she's romantically involved with Penn are "completely untrue".
She says: "Sean Penn is a friend and colleague. The reports that we are romantically involved are completely untrue. I normally do not respond to rumors about my private life, however, this repeatedly fabricated story has forced me to do so."
So there you have it.
Quote of the day
"I would never even think about it. The whole point to me is, if you’re gonna be number one, you better really be f****** number one. If you’re gonna be on top, you better be able to do all those things, because it’s a real privilege to be able to make music everyday, and I get away with a lot…
Andy Warhol
says art is what you can get away with, and I get away with a lot with my music and my clothes, and I work really hard so I could truly be a real artist for all my fans. That’s really f***** up when you lip-synch."
- Lady Gaga on lip synching
Hot rumour
Are
Ashlee Simpson
and
Pete Wentz
expecting again?
According to a snitch close to the pair, Simpson is pregnant and is "beyond thrilled" to be expanding her brood.
"She’s just a few weeks along and doesn’t want to tell the world for at least two more months," the snitch said.
We'll see.
Tangerine doppelgangers
Little Britain
stars
David Walliams
and
Matt Lucas
star in this hilarious video spoof of
Jordan
and
Peter Andre
, filmed before their
love split
.
Warning: Contains sexual references
LOLs
Talking of the oompa-loompa duo...
A new report claims Jordan's been
bombarding her estranged hubby Andre with 'sexy texts'
in a bid to win him back.
In one of the naughty texts Jordan allegedly begged him: "If you let me come back I’ll be like a wild animal in bed again."
But Andre, who supposedly asked for a divirce last week, is having none of it and isn't taking the bait and answering her booty call.
We do...
Sex and the City
star
Cynthia Nixon
has reportedly announced her engagement to
girlfriend Christine Marinoni
Nixon announced their union at a rally for gay marriage on Saturday, a snitch told Access Hollywood, adding that the star got enaged last month.
Nixon and Marinoni have been an item since 2003.
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Fast gossip
Jordan
and
Andre
will get back together, says father:
HEAT
Jennifer Aniston
recalls 'horrible' marriage proposal:
EW
Joe Jonas
' celebrity crush:
Daniel Craig
...
HS
Sienna Miller
and
Balthazar Getty
split:
M
Matthew McConaughey
enjoys fatherhood...
MRP
Britney Spears
' massive security bill:
SP
A new
Terminator
trilogy?
AH
Adrien Brody
's love left him for
Olivier Martinez
:
CB
Everybody wanted to get sad with
Grey's Anatomy
:
E!
Victoria Beckham
intimidated by half-naked photoshoot:
NOW
Celebs without make-up…
MRP
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Pictured: Paris Hilton and latest flame Doug Reinhardt
. Photo / AP
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