"Poor Bruce!" is all I hear from my husband as I sit fixed to the couch watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians. He's not even in the room. He has removed himself and he's huffing and puffing from somewhere else in the house.
I roll my eyes, as women do whose menfolk don't understand the love/hate relationship we have with reality TV.
The thing with the Kardashians, though, is that underneath the dramatic smoky eye and loads of lashes, there lies a family who truly love and support each other. I say this to my husband and he responds yet again with a "Poor Bruce Jenner!"
I like them, and I want someone to come to mine every day and give me smoky eyes and cool lashes like they have. I want a Hermes bag. I expect about now you are rolling your eyes at me, but like 'em or loathe them, the Kardashians love each other with a genuine passion and compassion.
Leading the family is my new BFF Kris Jenner. What was she like? Warm, funny, likeable and honest. I caught up with her as she was driving home from the doctor. Her life is bloody busy. This mother of six runs an empire. I asked Kris what her theme was for 2014 and she said change.