At some point we began looking backward more than forward. As a kid it was all Lost in Space or The Jetsons. Everything was Buck Rodgers this, Battlestar that. These shows were pretty good at predicting all manner of things about the future - cars that look like Prius's, Bieber haircuts, iphones, herpes - but none had an inkling about the future of TV itself and the endless syndication goldmine that lay ahead. Star Trek is still running all these years later and is now playing, right at this moment, in approximately 21.7 languages in 151.9 countries.
But the makers of Space 1999 stuffed up when naming their show, back in 1975, not realising that one day it would be 2013. The artist who is now known again as Prince also learnt this to his peril. He watched as the royalties for his song 1999 dropped like an Eagle Transporter onto the dark side of the moon the moment the clock struck midnight 13 years ago. Although history will no doubt show that rather than crying himself to sleep, the man once dubbed a "dwarf dipped in pubic hair" will have spent most of his life laughing all the way to the bank.
Today futuristic TV shows are in short supply, the few that exist being shoved aside by men with swords or ladies with cigarettes. Old is the new new. It can be seen on The Hour, Pan Am, Madmen, Game of Thrones, Vegas, Boardwalk Empire, Downton Cobblers; the list, like an old man banging on about the past, just goes on, and on, and on. Add to the mix the growing back catalogue of shows in a constant state of re-run. This resource is soon to be engorged by Sky TV's new Jones! channel, which goes to air next month, flogging the zombie carcasses of Star Trek, Dad's Army, Cheers, Mork and Mindy, The Sweeney etc.
I recently attended a launch for the channel and found myself genuinely excited by the line up. People even squealed as the promo reel ticked off the reheated delights. But given the pile of books I will never read keeps piling up, the prospect also makes me a little sad. I don't need to see this stuff again, but will I be able to resist? How many more times do I need to hear the immortal words "Don't panic!" or "Nanu nanu?"