Why does Rami Malek have more Oscars than Alan Rickman and Marilyn Monroe combined? Photo / Supplied
An old-school movie star and, to say the least, not the world’s most consistent actor, Gere has still been unlucky not to enjoy even one Oscar moment (where the likes of George Clooney have had a fistful). He’s not been far off lately with The Hoax and Arbitrage– it’ll come, maybe, when he finds his Wall Street.
Most robbed for: Top Gere is his shadiest performance, as the vicious cop in Mike Figgis’s Internal Affairs.
Many of his films (The Grifters, Bullets over Broadway, Being John Malkovich) have been rather big hits with the Academy, but Cusack’s neurotic protagonists never quite charge to the front. You feel he’s still waiting for the signature, mid-career role that will bring him into the fold.
Most robbed for: There’s almost too much great ensemble work in The Thin Red Line for any one player to stand out, but Cusack’s Capt. Gaff is fatigued, watchful and invaluable.
Is he or isn’t he trustworthy? There’s a subtle decency to most of Cotten’s work, though it can curdle into cynicism pretty fast, and his characters often get crushed by the looming failure of their dreams. Even when cast against type, as the murderous Uncle Charlie in Hitchcock’s Shadow of a Doubt, he’s a fascinating magnet for audience faith.
Most robbed for: Holly Martins in The Third Man is the quintessential Cotten creation, and a man you betray at your peril.
In fairness, Lorre’s famous child murderer in Fritz Lang’s M (1931) was in Oscar’s early days, when foreign films weren’t embraced. Still, he made quite a mark in Hollywood soon after, with his unsettling cherub face, bulging eyes and ability to conjure auras of unseen depravity with just a few quick strokes.
Most robbed for: The cane-sporting, clearly homosexual Joel Cairo in The Maltese Falcon was an early classic among Lorre’s featured parts for Warner Bros
We needn’t pretend all of Carrey’s comic roles are nomination-worthy – The Grinch, anyone? – and he’s made a lot of dross amid the jewels. When he really digs deep, though, it’s surprising what emotional resources he finds to depict Everymen in sorry crisis, discovering the limits of what they’ve been handed.
Most robbed for: There were other near-misses, but Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is Carrey’s most intimate and profound leading role.
For years best-known as that weaselly guy in the films with all those other guys, Buscemi is legitimately the great American character actor of the 1990s, more or less the Elisha Cook, Jr of that era. No nominations for either? Some faces find it hard to get respect.
Most robbed for: William H Macy was nominated, but Buscemi’s unforgettably scuzzy Carl Showalter in Fargo should have shared the honour.
Daniels was about the only person not recognised for James L. Brooks’s Terms of Endearment (1983), and he’s managed to cruise his way through a durable Hollywood career, clowning it up here and there, supplying a bitter gravitas elsewhere, without bagging one.
Most robbed for: He surely came closest for Noah Baumbach’s The Squid and the Whale (it’s what his character, a pompous lecturer in mid-divorce, would call “the filet” of Daniels).
Song-and-dance legend Miller had the darnedest voice, and was almost always the best thing in her films. She could tap-dance fast enough to leave you dizzy, and really act, too. She retired in 1976, more or less, though David Lynch gave her a wonderful comeback cameo as Coco the landlady in Mulholland Drive.
Most robbed for: No way she’d have beaten Mercedes McCambridge in All the King’s Men, but Miller’s good-time gal in On the Town was easily worth a nomination.
The Academy felt so guilty about never nominating the exotic and versatile Loy that a lobbying campaign sprang up to set things right, and they gave her an honorary Oscar in 1991. She accepted via camera at home, saying simply, “You’ve made me very happy. Thank you very much.”
Most robbed for: William Powell and director W.S. Van Dyke got in, so it seems particularly cruel that Loy’s half of the Thin Man sleuthing duo went unrewarded.
The Puerto Rican actor’s career was cut short right in its prime, just when Gomez Addams propelled him to stardom. His Shakespeare playing was legendary, and he’d earned respect as the (superior) straight man to William Hurt’s Oscar-winning gay martyr routine in Kiss of the Spider Woman (1985). But the biggest film accolade eluded him.
Most robbed for: Deeply brilliant as Harrison Ford’s wily defence lawyer Sandy Stern in Presumed Innocent, Julia should have walked away with an Oscars.
Hugh Grant is amazing at what he does, and basically terrible, as he’d be the first to admit, at being asked to do anything else. His whole career hinges on seeming to make a pig’s ear of being a romantic lead, and making that hilarious, which he does with a natural skill and timing we admit without appreciating quite enough.
Most robbed for: A word for his wonderfully snobbish support in Small Time Crooks (2000), but Four Weddings and a Funeral is clearly the movie Grant was born to own.
The argument could be made that Lopez hasn’t put herself forward in nearly enough Oscar-friendly roles – though she did get a Golden Globe nod very early on, for her turn in the music biopic Selena (1997), and was radiant in Steven Soderbergh’s Out of Sight (1998). Chances to serenade her have since been lacking, with one walloping exception that has to count as a golden opportunity missed.
Most robbed for: They really did her dirty on Hustlers. She picked up critics’ awards everywhere, and could hardly have been better, or more physically astonishing, as this mama bear in a strippers’ sorority.
Her mother Ingrid Bergman won three of the damn things, and while few would argue that Rossellini is anything like such a major star, she’s given several mesmerising performances. She’s into her sixties now: let’s hope for a juicy supporting turn in something mysterious and wonderful to get her in the club.
Most robbed for: Out of this world as bewitching masochist Dorothy Vallens in David Lynch’s Blue Velvet, Rossellini probably just scared everyone too much to vote for her.
It’s hard to think of anyone who played villains more lovably than Rickman – they’re often secretly the hero, even if the actual hero hasn’t been told. He was also a marvellously grumpy romantic lead when required (not often enough) and the sort of British pro whom Oscar voters would usually get on their hands and knees to reward.
Most robbed for: They say an action film’s only as good as its baddie. Thanks to Rickman’s wickedly sardonic Hans Gruber, this means Die Hard is way up there among the best of all time.
Not just the head of a legendary Hollywood dynasty (he’s Drew’s grandfather) and one of the most important theatre actors of his day, but a major film star throughout the sound era and for the first decade of talkies, Barrymore drank too much and died too young. His brother Lionel won one (for 1931′s A Free Soul), but John’s was the greater talent.
Most robbed for: His fits of magnificent diva outrage as fulminating Broadway impresario Oscar Jaffe in Howard Hawks’s Twentieth Century.
Ryan’s in the Carrey/Grant category of someone whose ticks can grate in her lesser vehicles, but when she’s on, she’s really on – star wattage, comic timing, and nutso charm like no one else’s. Her CV’s missing one hand-slap-to-forehead non-nomination that would make up for everything.
Most robbed for: Really, if they weren’t going to nominate her for When Harry Met Sally..., it was never going to happen.
In every way, it feels like Mia got the rough end of marriage to Woody Allen – she’s his muse for a decade, and not one Oscar nomination, while supporting players reap them constantly? Even before they teamed up, her ethereal, freckly beauty was a Hollywood treasure, and one the Academy should have noticed.
Most robbed for: Actress, 1968 – It’s impossible to imagine Rosemary’s Baby without her pale, panicked fragility as Satan’s mum.
Some blame the Canadian curse (see also Jim Carrey), for what other reason could there be? He has that instantly recognisable baritone, maybe the most treasurable voice in the movies this side of James Mason, and such a rich gallery of parts from the eccentrically endearing to the downright terrifying.
Most robbed for: Sutherland’s incredible off-the-record monologue in Oliver Stone’s JFK, which cracks the whole movie wide open.
Maybe it was considered enough that she was the pin-up to end all pin-ups, and a wildly successful star for ten years. Perhaps she made too many comedies – never the surest path to Academy favour. But any one of a half-dozen performances should have earned Monroe’s inclusion, if only as a polite nod of appreciation.
Most robbed for: Only Jack Lemmon in Some Like it Hot’s lead trio got mentioned, but Monroe is fifty times funnier in it than nominee Doris Day in Pillow Talk.
A damn handy character actor well into his late Seventies, Robinson was a huge if unlikely star throughout the 1930s and 40s. He must have narrowly missed a nod as the hood in Little Caesar (1931), and sadly died two months before an honorary Oscar was presented to him in 1973.
Most robbed for: He had flashier parts, but few as perfectly tailored to him as sympathetic adjuster Barton Keyes in Double Indemnity.
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