Orlando Bloom has spoken out about the naked paddleboarding photos that went viral back in 2016.
The Pirates of the Caribbean star, 42, was cruising around the Mediterranean off the coast of Sardinia with now-fiancée Katy Perry, 34, when paparazzi caught him in a very, uh, free moment.
In a new interview on The Howard Stern Show, the host congratulated Bloom on his impressive "equipment" — one of the major talking points once the pictures went viral.
"It is really not that big. Things are expanded on cameras with a big optical lens. It's an optical illusion," the actor insisted, before admitting he'd have covered himself up had he known he was being watched.