Greg and Zanna ruminate on rabbits and the thrill of the chase.
SCORES
Value of climactic chase scenes: 0
Value of climactic chase scenes: 5
SHE SAW
I'm sure parents soon to be staring down 384 hours of school holidays have little-to-no interest in mine or Greg's opinions of Peter Rabbit 2 but, for what it's worth, predictably, Greg hated it and I found it satisfactorily diverting.
There are a handful of things I'm looking for in a children's film:
1. Does it keep the children entertained, i.e. not asking me for things, for the duration? It succeeded with our 5- and 7-year-olds, the 4-year-old did some light cinema seat-based parkour and lap-hopping but, crucially, never asked to go home.
2. Is it tolerable for an adult - i.e. am I going to want to scoop my eyeballs out with the sharp edge of an icecream cone in the cinema? Well, the story is painfully meta: Bea is stuck in a development nightmare with the publishing company of her book who are trying to turn her sequel into a blockbuster hit with outrageous scenarios, which in turn play out in the film itself. While these kinds of self-referential narratives are included for adult enjoyment (they go well over the heads of the junior audience) they've become such a standard trope in family films, it felt hackneyed, not funny. Still, it had its pommy charms. I can't help but like James Corden who voices Peter - he has great comic timing. No eyeball scooping necessary.
3. Does it actively avoid harmful stereotypes i.e. am I going to spend the drive home trying to undo whatever outdated and/or offensive images of women and people of colour that have been absorbed into my children's vulnerable brains? It scores points for Bea (Rose Byrne) being the breadwinner and creative genius in her marriage however she is also practically the only woman in the film (not including the girl bunnies) which is an all too common problem: you have one empowered female character and then apparently you're done and don't need anymore. And while the publishing executive is a caricature of the money-hungry businessman, at least the film breaks type by having the omnipresent crusty old white guy played by David Oyelowo. Is that progress?