So One Direction are going in different directions. Deserter Zayn Malik has already fled to start a solo career and the remaining four are reportedly planning a hiatus.
After the release of a fifth album in October and the fulfilment of promotional obligations, the group that was brought together by Simon Cowell on The X Factor will separate in March 2016.
Harry Styles may be off to Hollywood. Louis Tomlinson may become a judge on The X Factor. Liam Payne wants to hone his songwriting skills. Niall Horan is likely to focus on a solo career. Is this, in fact, the most orderly break-up in boy-band history?
Cynical observers may note that there is really only one direction in the narrative of a manufactured teen pop band. It's a boom-and-bust dynamic in which young singers are effectively outgrown by even younger audiences.
Manufactured bands themselves are made of the same volatile material as their audience: youth. Groups assembled for commercial purposes do not tend to have the bonds of loyalty that hold self-created ensembles together. But this notion One Direction are taking a break, not breaking up is, perhaps, recognition of a new factor in boy bands' mayfly lifespans: the chance of resurrection.