Kiwi fans didn't get to see Noel Gallagher on his recent tour down under - if they had, they might have witnessed an outburst like this.
The former Oasis guitarist was performing in Melbourne on Tuesday night when he spotted someone with a bubble machine, prompting the songwriter to launch into a verbal tirade.
"Hey El Houdini, someone actually bought a f**king bubble machine to a gig," Gallagher was reported to have spat from the stage.
"You're a magician? Why don't you make the f***ing bubbles disappear then? Did you pay to get in? Or did you magic yourself through the f***ing door. If you bought a ticket you're a s**t magician."
Gallagher later warned reviewers they would be in trouble if they mentioned the bubble machine, prompting this News.com.au reviewer to do exactly that.
