Until this week I thought "side-splittingly funny" was just a saying. A metaphor. A joke. Then I watched Wet Hot American Summer on Netflix and physically popped a rib out laughing. By which I mean I literally split my side. My third rib from the bottom on the left is now cracked and sticking out a bit. It was horribly horribly painful. Still is.
I'm a huge fan of the original 2001 film of the same name but the series takes it to new a level. There are jokes from the first second of the show. The highest gag-per-minute ratio since Aeroplane. Too many gags for my health.
My partner and I were watching on the laptop in bed. We were giggling away. It was fun. But the laughs just kept building and building, relentlessly funny, stupidly brilliant joke after stupidly brilliant joke. From Andy's ridiculously rebellious motor bike arrival to dirty Arty "The Beekeeper" and his radio station. Coop's reunion with his "girlfriend" Donna and the toxic waste. I started laughing uncontrollably. My sides were really starting to hurt. The show is ruthless and relentless. I hugged myself to make the pain stop. But it was too late, they cut to posh Camp Tigerclaw followed by a burping contest and my rib just popped out of place. I went from "ha ha ha" to "Aargh help me, help me" in half an episode.
In the show's defence my rib had been loosened years earlier during a TV station promo. I was racing a guy from the band Shapeshifter on a moon hopper. The first take went fine but on the second things went horribly wrong. I fell off, he miss-bounced and his full weight came crashing down on my left side. Off to hospital.