Friday night drinks? Meet me at: Home with my mates - "Shouty" Ben, "Hit on Everyone Else's Missus" Ben and "Recycle Jokes about Drinking Ads" Ben.
Where I'll be wearing my new: One-piece jump suit I ordered from the States. It zips right over my head for the full "douchebag" look.
And this weekend I'm planning on: Watching Kiwi actor Karl Urban star in The Wiggles in Space movie he did and trying to work out why they keep calling Jeff Sulu.
But first I'll need to refuel at my favourite cafe: I'm going to answer seriously and say The Corner Cafe in Point Chev as I'm hoping I'll get free coffee for life.
Saturday evening. If my dreams came true there would be a gig by: The Pussycat Dolls but due to sound problems, they wouldn't be singing.