Please refrain from rolling your eyes at yet another reboot that nobody asked for, but I'm here to tell you that there is a new reboot that nobody asked for. Bring out the leopard print and get ready for a history lesson, because Tarzan is back in The Legend of Tarzan, a robust re-imagining of the infamous Edgar Rice Burroughs story.
You'll recognise the visual style of David Yates, director of many of the later Harry Potter films, immediately. From the opening shot it looks like the film has been dipped in a bottle of your nan's blue rinse and then left out in the sun to dry. It's a much moodier vision of the technicolour Disney romp I recall from my childhood - a bit like the vibe of the first Twilight film with slightly less lip-biting.
Talking of lip-biting, Alexander Skarsgard steps into the loin cloth as Tarzan - except his loin cloth has been swapped for beige jodphurs and his name isn't just Tarzan any more. He's now known as John Clayton the third, after his father who was killed in the jungle when their ship washed up on the coast of the Congo. We know his backstory already: raised by gorillas, taught to swing from vines and in love with a strange visitor called Jane.
The Legend of Tarzan is concerned with the next chapter in the saga. Living in London several years later in 1884, Clayton has had a good wash and put on a nice neckerchief. He even sticks his pinky out when he drinks a lovely cup of English tea. Invited to revisit his home in the Congo by the evil King Leopold himself, Clayton returns with his wife Jane (Margot Robbie) and American sidekick George Washington Williams (Samuel L. Jackson) in tow.
What follows upon his arrival is a riveting action-adventure through the deep jungle, as Clayton also has Leopold's henchman Leon Rom (Christoph Waltz) chasing him down to pay off a bounty to long-time foe Chief Mbonga. During this cat and mouse chase, we witness local tribesmen be chained up, caged and shipped out as slaves to King Leopold's empire - along with his beloved wife.