They say in Rings that after you watch it you will definitely die, a fact which (as many on the internet have already pointed out) is true of every movie. The killer VHS horror franchise, originating in Japan with Ringu in 1998, returns this year with the follow-up nobody asked for in Rings. It's been a pivotal 12 years since the last instalment in the franchise, so how does the same techno-horror premise sit in a brave new world of smartphones and Netflix?
As it turns out, not very well at all.
If you are not familiar with the horror franchise, Rings is centred on a videotape that is haunted by a vengeful spirit named Samara. Viewers who dare sit through the unnerving montage of flies, hair-brushing and ladders then get a phone call that helpfully reminds them that they will die in seven days. The only way to lift the curse is to duplicate the tape and share it with someone else, and so the cycle continues.
In Rings, directed by F. Javier Gutierrez, an edgy university professor (Johnny Galecki from The Big Bang Theory) has channelled this phenomenon into his own unorthodox study, roping in his students to watch the video and then monitoring them in the hopes of proving the existence of the soul. It's an intriguing addition to the narrative - moral complexities and power ahoy - but completely botched as the focus moves away from the experiment to two characters in a race against time.