It's a big call, but Aquaman - one of the most highly anticipated releases of 2018 - might just be the worst film of the year.
The underwater action-adventure picks the most over-the-top elements of James Wan's directorial style (this is the man who brought us Fast and Furious) and mixes it with cartoonish CGI and 80s comic-book madness for a laughably bad end result.
It feels like DC has tried to make its own Thor: Ragnarok but without Taika Waititi's genius - or any other comedic talent.
So what they got instead was stupidly cheesy one-liners ("Permission to come aboard?") delivered without the gravitas to pull them off, and even cheesier film moments (Amber Heard inexplicably playing the flute in the sunset), which elicited groans from the audience.
The plot - which includes a villain that serves no real purpose - plays out like a formulaic video game as Aquaman (Jason Momoa) and Princess Mera (Amber Heard) go level by level toward a boss fight in "the ring of fire" and the final battle. There's no heart, nothing worth emotionally investing in.