Morrissey's debut novel has been slated as an "unpolished turd of a book" in its first review.
The 56-year-old musician's List of the Lost received a withering put down from The Guardian's critic Michael Hann, who implored readers not to "sully" themselves with it.
He wrote: "Do not read this book; do not sully yourself with it, no matter how temptingly brief it seems. All those who shepherded it to print should hang their heads in shame, for it's hard to imagine anything this bad has been put between covers by anyone other than a vanity publisher.
"It is an unpolished turd of a book, the stale excrement of Morrissey's imagination."
The novel - published by Penguin Books - was released on Thursday, almost two years after Morrissey released his autobiography.