When Sydney singer Montaigne accepted her gong at the 1016 Aria Awards, she probably should have stuck to the speech she had written on her iPhone.
Winning Breakthrough Artist for her debut album Glorious Heights, the 21-year-old - whose real name is Jessica Cerro - seemed to have a heartfelt point to make.
But it all came out a little wrong when she started talking about her butt.
"My old mate, the real Montaigne, a French philosopher from centuries ago, once said a thing which was ..." she began before stumbling.
" ... Well, it was that ... 'On the highest throne in the world we still sit only on our bottoms'."