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JONO'S NEW SHOW
When: 8.30pm, Monday
Where: C4
What: Rock 'n' roll animals
A C4 stalwart since the channel's launch in 2003, Jono Pryor has been a champion for all things rock and has presented shows such as Ampd as well as interviewing bands like Rage Against the Machine, The Foo Fighters and Tool.
Now he gets his own show with music videos, interviews and a team of roving reporters: a dwarf, a centrefold, and a stand-up comedian. Jimmy the Dwarf (aka James Fletcher) is the hidden camera specialist who sees what a little bloke can get away with, while busty centrefold and reality TV star Vicki Lee hits the streets to interview everyday Kiwis.
The team is rounded out by comic Cori Gonzalez-Macuer, who takes a humorous look at current affairs. The first show is a Valentine's Day-themed affair though we're not sure how that squares with Jono talking to Bon Jovi's Richie Sambora.
8.30PM, TV2
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
Susan must be getting desperate if she thinks a neighbourhood game of charades is a good idea. However, it will mean that most of the cast get to interact. Meanwhile Victor reveals a sinister side, Stella tries to help Lynette through chemotherapy, and everyone tries to uncover Katherine's secret.
9.30PM, TV2
PUSHING DAISIES
Pirates, Winnie the Pooh and a pie laced with anti-depressants are all on the menu as this whimsical show deals with another death.
9.30PM, TV3
PRISON BREAK
Michael's escape plan almost works, but is ruined at the last moment; a new prisoner may know something about Whistler's past; and T-Bag loses his status with Lechero when he defends Sister Mary Francis.
9.30PM, TV ONE
INSIDE STORY: UNDER THE KNIFE
Louis Theroux, the award-winning British broadcaster with a penchant for American sub-cultures, travels to LA, the birthplace of plastic surgery, to try to understand the world's fixation with beauty. It goes without saying that he meets some strange 'uns.
MOVIES
8.30PM, SKY MOVIES
Herald rating: * * *
DEJA VU
Tony Scott-directed thriller with Denzel Washington as an investigator who is able to use time travel to solve the case. Entertaining, although the plot has more holes than a string vest. Val Kilmer also stars. (2006)
8.30PM, SKY MOVIES GREATS
Herald rating: * *
THE JANUARY MAN
Mystery thriller about a modern Sherlock Holmes type (Kevin Kline), who must solve a murder before the killer strikes again. Written by John Patrick Shanley (Moonstruck). (1989)
10.50PM, RIALTO SKY DIGITAL
Herald rating: * * * *
CANDY
Fantastic but harrowing junkie love story starring the late Heath Ledger and Abbie Cornish as a poet and an art student who quickly fall for each other, developing an intense relationship that is rapidly overtaken by their addiction. (2006)
SPORT
8AM, SKY SPORT 1 LIVE
MOTORSPORT: DAYTONA 500
There's nothing that gets the juices flowing for the good ol' boys like the Daytona 500.
