It's unbelievable but we still live in a world where people have to apologise for their vagnas. Yes, their vagnas. And according to an Aussie magazine, Amy Schumer is leading the charge.
Thumbing through the latest edition of NW Magazine instead of doing actual work, I was in a terrific mood. I'd just finished an in-depth feature on the definitive history of Victoria Beckham's breasts titled "The highs and lows of Posh's puppies".
I pored over photos claiming to show Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky in the midst of their "biggest fight yet". The article raised many questions - like why doesn't Elsa seem to own any shoes? And how does one person alone acquire so many pieces of clothing with leather fringe?
I started the celebrity crozzle and dog-eared the page to finish it later.
And then I began skimming a Q&A with the hilarious Amy Schumer about her new flick with Hollywood legend Goldie Hawn, Snatched.