That's a big ask: remember, this is a series in which Gollum tucks into a raw fish plucked straight from the sea.
So no, it wasn't all going to be sausages and lembas bread.
Crowly and his partner kicked off their binge at 6am with "hobbit cake" and a cup of tea.
Breakfast also included carrots, an apple, fried bacon and mushrooms.
Then came the sausages and white bread.
After that feed, there was also room for snacks ...
... and a chicken, which they didn't eat.
Crowly used the line, "Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys," as an excuse to cook up some ribs.
And they followed that up with a cheese board.
To recreate the rabbit stew, Crowly included potatoes "three ways - boiled, mashed and stuck in a stew".
Then it was time for more stew, but his gross fish course ended with Crowly throwing it out onto the garden.
After throwing out the stew, Crowly said his marathon had come to a halt for a bit.
"Ok, the fish sludge really threw us a bit, to the extent where I buggered up my threading and had to redo a couple of tweets. We've both had a big glass of water and steadied ourselves now. Fingers crossed it's a while before the next meal."
Unfortunately, the next meal was based on Gollum's raw fish catch.
That was followed up with more trout, and some snacks.
Crowly's Lord of the Rings binge continues here.
