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Star magazine reports that serial rehabber Lindsay Lohan has relapsed and returned to her hellraising ways.
The latest issue of the tabloid claims that the party girl has been banned from Shutters on the Beach hotel in Santa Monica, after spending three days holed up in a room with ex-boyfriend Riley Giles.
The gruesome twosome reportedly spent their time emptying the room's mini bar, leaving filthy towels on the floor and leaving fag butts strewn about the suite.
The mag says: "Staffers went into clean and were shocked," says the source. "It was a pigpen. There was filth everywhere and the room stank of cigarette smoke.
"There was also a bloody syringe that someone left lying on the bedside table on a room service tray. Hotel security photographed it before calling someone to remove it because it was considered hazardous waste."
Sounds like tabloid muck-raking to me, but when Lohan's involved, it's almost impossible to separate fact from fable.
Justin hearts Jessica
Justin Timberlake has opened up to Barbara Walters on her 10 Most Fascinating People special about his relationship with actress Jessica Biel, calling her a "wonderful, wonderful person".
"Do you think it will last?" Walters quizzed Timberlake, 26.
Timberlake laughed and responded,"Well, I'll work on that!"
Click here to watch.
All not well on planet Spice
Tantrums, tears and backstage backstabbing - all in a day's work for pop's favourite cash cows, the Spice Girls.
The stylized ladies of perpetual self-promotion may portray a united front to the uninitiated eye, but look beyond the lip-gloss and sequins and you'll find all is not well on planet Spice.
Girl power struggles are reportedly commonplace on the Spice Girls' tour, and the euphoria and optimism that brought them back together has been replaced with acrimony and disharmony.
The Daily Mail claims that the Girls have been involved in argument after argument since their comeback was announced - with the biggest humdingers between Mel C, Geri and Victoria.
Each of them has their own particular foible:
* Mel C is reportedly furious with Geri's quirky behaviour and evangelical views on healthy eating. Plus she hates Ginger's obsession with showing her trimmed abs.
* Victoria fears she may be pregnant, and can't keep up with the grueling pace of the onstage dance routines.
* Mel B let rip at Geri for stuffing up a dance routine. She yelled: "You've got to keep it together; if you spent more attention on your routines then it would be right."
* Emma Bunton is secretly horrified with her stage outfits, and thinks they make her look "tarty".
* Geri's self-esteem is so low she's resorted to sticking motivational Post-it notes on her head and in her dressing room to keep herself feeling motivated.
An insider also reveals: "Victoria has the biggest insecurities.
"She is worried about her skin, which is very bad again, and her hair, which is falling out.
"She is thinking of having some short extensions put in to add volume, as the condition is so bad after all of the dyeing this year."
One of the biggest clashes, unsurprisingly, is between Mel C and Geri.
"Mel C and Geri are very, very different people and the biggest rows have been between them," says the insider.
"Mel C is completely annoyed by what she calls 'the babies everywhere', which as you can imagine does not go down well with Geri.
"Geri, whose daughter is now 19 months old, spends all her time babbling on about how wonderful Bluebell is and what a wonderful mother she is, and it gets on everyone's nerves."
Tour staff has reportedly claimed that the Spiceys are "catty and argumentative", with Geri coming out on top as the least friendly and being branded "stroppy, rude and moody".
So the cracks are beginning to show, and despite the megabucks the ladies have garnered from ticket and album sales, one can only wonder how long it will be before the Spice turns to serious Strife.
Pregnancy pause
Is Posh Spice Pregnant? The internet is buzzing with rumours that the pouty one is with child.
This video taken by a fan at a recent Spice Girls concert supposedly contains evidence that Posh is up the duff.
The action kicks in at around 1min 40 sec, when Geri allegedly says "She's got a baby Beckham!", while pointing to Posh's belly.
Claptrap or confirmation? Judge for yourselves.
David's getting broody
And to fuel the Posh pregnancy even further, hubby David has again stated his desire to have more children with Vic.
He told US interviewer Barbara Walters, "I'd love more children. I really want two more children. I've always loved big families."
The pair already has three sons, but they are obviously keen to add to the brood.
A little foreplay...
Earth to all Sex and the City fans! Here it is, folks... the first and hotly-anticipated trailer for Sex and The City: The Movie.
Narrated by the fabulous Carrie and contains numerous teasing shots of the lady herself in a wedding dress.
Sexy sequel
Roll on May 2008!
The first film isn't even out of the bag yet and movie producers are said to be planning a sequel.
Confident that the big screen outing for everyone's favourite Martini-sipping New Yorkers will be a roaring success, work is reportedly steaming ahead on a script for a sequel to Sex and The City: The Movie.
An insider reveals: "The producers are already working on a script for a second movie, they are so convinced the first will be a hit.
"They are exercising the sequel option in all of the stars' contracts. They want it to be a franchise and think they can stretch it over at least three movies."
Source: Daily Mail
Someone save Amy Winehouse
Finally, Amy Winehouse's family has crawled out of the woodwork and spoken out about the troubled singer.
Wino's long-suffering mother, Janis, has released an open letter to her daughter in the News of The World, and it's a heart-wrenching and captivating read.
In the letter Janis begs Amy, 24, to get in touch so her family can help sort her out for good.
The letter is longer than a toilet roll, so here are some highlights:
"I HOPE you understand why I'm writing this. We have spoken recently but many people will wonder why I haven't run down to whatever hotel you're staying in, scooped you up and taken you home for a hot bath and a steaming bowl of chicken soup.
"It's because your father and I know what you're like, Amy."
"We want to help you, but we know that unless you want to be helped - unless you come to us - anything we tried would be in vain."
"But I can't force you to do something you don't want to. You have to want it to happen darling, you have to ask for it."
"Early fame has overwhelmed you, it's dizzied you and muddled your mind. For a moment, forget you're a superstar. You're also young and vulnerable. Remember you're just an ordinary human being, no stronger than any of the rest of us. You think you're strong enough to get through this on your own, darling, but you're not."
Click here to read the entire letter.
Britney's a klepto
Look out, here comes Mastermind.
Pop wreck, unfit mother, laughing stock, mad as a bag of snakes - and now Britney can add kleptomaniac to her forever expanding repertoire.
That's right, the walking hair extension with lips has been caught stealin' sumpin', y'all!
Brit Brit has been caught on camera walking out of a California gas station and joking to paparazzi that she stole a lighter.
How hardcore.
TMZ has a video of Unfitney paying for some gum at the gas station, then as she starts to leave she grabs a lighter and says to the camera, "I stole something, Oh I'm bad!"
And now the gas station owner wants the hillbilly to own up to her crime and pay for the lighter.
Gas station owner Jatinder Kaur tells People: "Yes, Britney stole a blue lighter here last night. The lighter is $1.39. I'm hoping maybe the next time she comes back she will pay for it. I know she can afford to pay for it, but I'm not planning to file a police report. It's still not right for her to steal the lighter. I hope she will do the right thing the next time she comes here."
Arrest the stupid girl. She's clearly one tit short of an udder.
The show's over, Brits. You can kiss your career goodbye.
Ask me about a fabulous career in bitching, instead.
Click here to see the video of Brit Brit's heist.
Return to slender
Dear God, what's happened to the Presley witches? They look as rough as.
The King's look-alike daughter, Lisa Marie Presley, has inherited her father's good-looks, but I bet the yo-yoing weight is one inheritance she'd gladly like to part ways with.
The Presley mafia was photographed at a charity even last week, and it looks as though Lisa Marie has had her hand in the cookie jar.
But the award for scariest transformation has to go to mamma, Priscilla. The skin on her 62-year-old forehead is so tight you can see your reflection in it. Hideous.
Look here.
Manson's baboon ecstasy
Nothing shocks me about Marilyn Manson anymore. I've seen and heard it all before, or at least I thought I had...
The bug-eyed rocker was on the BBC's Graham Norton Show last week, and it appears as though Manson has a particular penchant for baboons.
Ghoulish Manson was relaying a peculiar anecdote about a time he took some ecstasy at the zoo and ended up in a baboon's cage.
Manson found himself face to face with the ape after taking the drug in a zoo in Florida.
He said: "It was the first time I saw a baboon face to face. They said whatever you do don't look him in the eye so that's all I could do. They actually let me in. Some irresponsible b*****d said lets put Marilyn Manson on ecstasy in a cage with a red arse baboon."
Source: Showbizspy
Pot. Kettle. Black.
Porn liar Heather Mills has been kicking off and causing strife again.
This time old peg-leg has got her sights set on Paul McCartney's new squeeze, Roseanna Arquette, branding her a Z-lister.
The News of The World reports that Mucca "hit the roof" when she found out that Sir Paul has being growing increasing close to his new lady, and that Arquette has been spending time bonding with his daughter Beatrice.
See pics of Macca on a night out with Rosanna here.
Fast gossip
* Movie predictions that never came true: Maxim
* Paris Hilton sucks: Yeeeah!
* David Beckham has a premonition: imnotobsessed
* Celebrities without make-up: Right Celebrity
* Juliette Lewis says Brad Pitt has a small one: Celebitchy
* Madonna wants another orphan from Malawi: Hollywood Rag
* Tommy Lee slips Michael Bay a little tongue: SOW
* Germany wants nothing to do with Scientology: Dlisted
* Lindsay Lohan has loose cannons: Hollywoodtuna
* Johnny Depp does Esquire magazine: Popsugar
