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It appears that fallen party girl Lindsay Lohan may well be off the booze and drugs once and for all, but not as a result of her stint in rehab - she's apparently stone broke.
Lohan, or Blohan as she's affectionately referred to in celebrity circles, is said to
have managed to blow her $7 million (NZ$9m) fortune she amassed from starring in films such as Herbie: Fully Loaded and Freaky Friday on her hedonistic lifestyle.
Insiders reveal that Blohan spent a whopping:
* $1m (NZ $1.3m) on clothes
* $137,000 (NZ$179,000) on rehab costs
* $450,000 (NZ$590,000) living in a hotel
* $500,000 (NZ$656,000) having chauffeurs on standby 24-hours a day
Word has it that Lohan is so skint she's had to sell her apartment in Los Angeles and her flat in New York, which more or less makes her homeless.
A source says: "Lindsay doesn't have much choice as she is totally broke. The only reason she's coming back to LA, is to earn some money fast. She still thinks nothing of blowing thousands of dollars on a single night of partying. And the amount she has wasted putting cocaine up her nose is disgusting. Even she has lost count."
But before the chorus of violins kick in, you won't be seeing Lohan sleeping in some alleyway with a bottle of meths in one hand and a Big Mac in the other, she's currently crashing at a mate's luxury mansion.
This is unbelievable, Miss Lohan. How on earth did you manage to splurge half a mil on drivers? Presumably these were the very same drivers that let you drive yourself up a tree a few months back?
You've cleaned yourself up, so do yourself a favour and stay off the sauce and take scissors to those credit cards.
Don't blow it, Lohan.
Pammy: I'm not pregnant!
Pamela Anderson has hit out at speculation that her speedy wedding to Rick Salomon was due to her being pregnant.
"Please tell everybody - categorically I am not pregnant. It's just not true" the former Baywatch babe told People.
Anderson issued the denial to Las Vegas celebrity blogger Robin Leach who interviewed the star for airline magnate Richard Branson.
"I would tell you if it was," she added.
And to further rubbish the pregnancy rumours, Anderson was spotted drinking champagne last weekend as she celebrated her marriage to Salomon.
A less vehement denial has been posted on Pammy's official website.
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