COMMENT
There are few things little girls of the 90s loved more than the Spice Girls. In groups of five (tough luck if you were the sixth), we proudly declared which Spice Girl we were. Wearing our Pulp platforms from Hannahs (mine were blue), we flounced about pouting and posing at lunchtime, rehearsing our dance routines and imagining that we were the epitome of cool.
I was Baby Spice. I remember a Kylie who also wanted to be Baby Spice, but she had red hair, so she obviously had to be Ginger. Them's the breaks. I loved the Spice Girls so much that I remember trying to make my mother promise that she'd take me to see them if they ever performed in New Zealand. They never did, so she got off lightly. But it didn't matter. The Spice Girls and their "girl power" message had a potent impact on children all around the globe.
Those children are now in their 20s and 30s. Some of them – like me – are still fans, though Spice Girls' songs would be more likely to pop up on my "guilty pleasures" playlist than anywhere else these days. Still, I seriously considered travelling to Britain to see them on their upcoming tour, and would certainly have travelled to Australia to see them in concert. I should've booked the UK trip, as recent scandals have made it unlikely that Spice World will be orbiting any closer to Godzone in the foreseeable future.
Who knew that an alleged lesbian fling would herald the apparent end of the Spice universe? When I read the news that Mel B and Geri had apparently – gasp – had sex in the 90s, I felt a strange sense of… validation? The word doesn't seem quite right, and it's difficult to explain such a feeling to those outside of the LGBTQ+ community, but in a world that is still overwhelmingly heteronormative, the idea that some of my childhood heroes were also members of the rainbow community was somewhat heartening. On the flipside, that an allegation of consensual gay sex could have such a negative impact demonstrates how far we still have to go.