Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton's Facebook face-off

Herald online

7 Oct, 2008 02:50 AM6 mins to read

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are embroiled in a bitter internet feud. Photo / AP

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UPDATED: Frenemies

Lindsay Lohan

and

Paris Hilton

are said to be embroiled in a bitter, foul-mouthed war of words over the internet.

So long BFF

The former galpals have come to blows (again) and are merrily trading insults on popular social networking website Facebook.

In the red corner...

Flame-haired and feisty galpal to

Samantha Ronson

, Lindsay Lohan has branded the heirhead a "b***h" and "pathetic", after the wonky-eyed one supposedly set up a group on the website called 'Firecrotch' - an altogether not-too-subtle reference to Lohan's carrot top.

In the bubbly blonde corner...

Hilton hit back with a suitable retort. She reportedly blamed Lohan for starting the war in the first place, after she set up a Facebook group called 'Paris Wets Herself'. *Cue flashback...folklore has it that Hilton allegedly once lost control of her bladder in a sauna and in the back of a taxi cab.

The former pals famously fell out over guy candy and Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos III, whom they both dated (not at the same time, obv).

Avid Facebookers are egged on to join either group, then sit back, relax, and watch as the starlets proceed to whip out their manicured talons and go in for the kill.

So the gloves are off. My money's on Lohan coming out tops. There's a certain feral fury about the lass. Hilton? Nah. She's a girly girl if ever there was one.

On that note...

You have to watch this legendary spandex catfight between Charlize Theron and Teri Hatcher in 1996

flick

2 Days in the Valley

. The action kicks in at around the 1min 57sec mark.

The Sunday Mirror claims that the church, which counts celebrities like Tiny Tom Cruise™, John Travolta, Kirstie Alley and Juliette Lewis amongst its members, wants Wino to join their Narconon drugs programme - which it claims has helped countless people kick the habit.

Minor snag though. Wino's reportedly still sucking up those naughty snowflakes and refuses to acknowledge that she has a problem.

How to murder a song

...the

Jessica Simpson

way. The wannabe star massacred her way through a rendition of

Robbie Williams

torch anthem

Angels

on US TV show

Dancing with the Stars

last week. Total carnage.

Oh, Naomi

Grumpy clothes horse

Naomi Campbell

is now blaming the 9/11 terrorist attacks for her arrest on a British Airways plane at London's Heathrow airport earlier this year.

Reports at the time said that Campbell had allegedly spat at a copper and let rip with a few naughty words during a row over her luggage.

Campbell says the atrocity has forever changed the way people approach air travel. Like, duh! Where's she been for the past seven years?

"I think after 9/11 you can't say anything any more on a plane," she tells Britain's

Evening Standard

newspaper.

Well, not

anything

...just foul-mouthed insults and the explosive B word.

"I've flown British Airways for years, since I was a child. The stewardesses will tell you that I would get on a plane, put on the blanket and go to sleep.

"I'll never fly that airline again, but nothing's really lost. I did get my luggage. I was reunited with my [Yves Saint Laurent] and everything was cool."

Blind bits

You guess the celebutards...

"This

celebrity

has been

out of the spotlight

for a little while. You are in for a real shock when you see her. Bones and veins popping out everywhere. She has always been slim, but she now looks completely

emaciated

. Stylists are hard at work crafting wardrobe and hair and makeup to mask the problem for public appearances. They even discussed having her wear a slimmed down version of a fat suit - to make her look as if she was of normal weight - but the celeb nixed it."

BlindGossip

"Which

celebrity couple

of the moment are actually nothing more than vague acquaintances? The supposedly loved-up duo have only ever met each other in front of the cameras"

Mirror

"This young

heartthrob actor

has many female admirers but he pays a high price for his good looks. He works out maniacally in the gym but can’t

control his eating

. He loves to eat in burger joints and in the fanciest restaurants so he’s cultivated a bad case of

bulimia

. But of course there are drawbacks. It’s destructive to his teeth and his breath isn’t exactly kissing sweet and his current relationship is suffering. But his body looks fantastic."

BlindGossip

BBB

Fast gossip

The hot links. Look surprised.

Salma Hayek

is not a lesbian:

MRP

Britney

’s dad is regulating:

Cynthia Nixon

wants a change:

Jessica Simpson