John Cleese and Taylor Swift on the Graham Norton Show.
His story, about being accidentally grabbed in the crotch by a girl, was deemed good enough to not get tipped out of Norton's infamous red chair.
Also on the show, Swift gave funnyman John Cleese a taste of her stern, feminist side when he poked fun at women.
The two stars were bonding over their love of cats when the Monty Python star criticised her pet, Olivia Benson, asking, "How did it have the accident?" before adding, "That's the funniest looking cat I've ever seen", when Cleese told host Norton why he preferred cats to dogs.
He said, "They're unpredictable and cussed - like women."
Swift shot him a stern look and said, "Ooh, we don't wanna do that ..."
Cleese previously admitted he was looking forward to joining Swift on Norton's sofa, tweeting, "I am looking forward to discussing cats with @taylorswift13 on @TheGNShow. She has 2, I have 3."
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