The internet has been taken over by a delightfully silly game that puns on Keanu Reeves name.
Like most addictive internet crazes its simple. First you state the actor's name then you propose a premise before summing the situation up with a pun on his surname.
This tweet by the Twitter user @imfrenchfried is credited with starting the craze.
As it turns out a remarkable amount of words rhyme with Reeves' surname and people were ready to bust them out.