Katy Perry was suspended from school for "making sexual motions" towards a tree.
The 34-year-old singer - whose real name is Katy Hudson - has admitted she was ordered to stay away from her Santa Barbara Christian School for three days in sixth grade for "inappropriate behaviour", including making lewd gestures towards the sapling, which she was pretending was Tom Cruise.
Katy shared the 1996 suspension report on her Instagram Story, and the document read: "At the 2:00 p.m. recess, Katy and four other students were in an 'off-limits' area (behind the backboards) practicing a skit.
"Katy pretended that a tree was Tom Cruise and began making sexual motions (pelvic thrusts) to the tree.
"When Katy met with Mrs. Calkins, Mr. White, and myself, she was asked to describe or demonstrate what she had been seen doing on the playground in front of some other students. Katy chose to describe it. Her words were 'it was inappropriate' and 'like making out.'"