Kate Beckinsale has dressed up as a giant penis. We don't know why. Sometimes novelty penis costumes don't need a reason.
The 43-year-old actress has posted a photo on Instagram that raises countless questions. In the snap, she's wearing a massive inflatable penis costume while standing in a bedroom.
Her face is popping out of the business end.
Maybe if we look at the caption, there'll be context and we'll have some answers, you ask?
"Just a girl trying to make it in a man's world," she wrote.