It's 2016. Or 2017. Or 2018. The theater is packed for the reboot of Indiana Jones, the beloved franchise about a fedora-wearing, snake-fearing archaeologist helmed by Harrison Ford.
But, well into his 70s, Ford is a bit too old to put on the leather jacket again. So, this time around, the archaeologist is ...
... that dude from Parks and Recreation?
Pratt as Dr. Jones? This scenario may not come true. But that is the word on the street about a blockbuster yet-to-come.