Michael Bay has decided to put one final, awful exclamation point on 2016.
His new trailer for the fifth Transformers movie is out and it's just as loud and awful as you'd expect.
There's a flying robot dinosaur. There are Nazi flags. There's Mark Wahlberg's stupid confused face. There's sad electronica with someone singing the words, "Floating in space," while Optimus Prime literally floats in space.
Picking up from the events of the last movie (like that's supposed to matter in these movies), Optimus Prime has gone missing while humans deal with the robots that keep coming and destroying their world.
Yes, after four films all exactly the same, they still haven't come up with a proper way to defend themselves yet.