Court documents reveal Sharon Stone wanted to inject botox into her eight-year-old son's feet to stop them smelling. Photo / AP
UPDATED: Sharon Stone
's basic mothering instincts have come under fire, after it was revealed that she wanted her eight-year-old son to get botox injections - to stop his feet from smelling.
The hilarious claim has been revealed in court papers obtained by a gossip website, following Stone's failed custody battle with her ex
Phil Bronstein
.
She's back in the gaffe game
The tabloid-friendly former screen siren is back in the headlines again, as a result of her uncanny knack for opening her cake-hole and releasing red-faced word babies.
Last week we heard how a judge decided Shazza's request for full custody of her eldest son, Roan, should be denied.
The judge opted to give Shazza's ex-husband, Bronstein (you remember, that bloke who had his
by a giant lizardy thing a few years ago) sole custody of their adopted son.
Gossip website TMZ.com is now reporting some rather juicy details about Stone's request to gain custody of her son - the most shocking of which is the claim that she "is an alarmist parent who has gone off the deep end over and over".
Basically, the stink stems from Shazza's renewed request for her son Roan to move from Marin County in Northern California, where he lives with his father, Bronstein, to be with her in L.A. - a request which has so far been rejected by the judge presiding over the case.
The court has just released what it calls a "Tentative Statement of Decision". And despite being a highly confidential and 'sensitive' document, several gossip websites have managed to get their mitts on a copy.
Among other things, the document reveals, "Mother [Stone] appears to overreact to many medical issues involving Roan.
"Mother alleged Roan had a spinal condition," the judge noted in the doc. "There was no evidence to support this allegation."
Basic botox instinct
Then there's this doozy: "Mother suggested that Roan should have
botox injections in his feet
to resolve a problem he had with
foot odour
. As Father appropriately noted, the simple and common sense approach of making sure Roan wore socks with his shoes and used foot deodorant corrected the odor problem without the need for any invasive procedure on this young child."
The Superior Court papers also said Stone "delegates many of her parenting responsibilities to third parties" and has "simply refused" to participate in counseling unless her "schedule is accommodated and her demands are met."
Overall, Cruella de Stone is painted as a rather neurotic creature, whose parenting is seemingly under question.
"Father has championed for Roan's well-being out of, what appears to this Court, nothing less than the unconditional love for his son. Unfortunately, and for unexplained reasons, it appears that Mother did not involve herself to the extent she could or should have in this process ... Mother has attempted to put up roadblocks to Roan's getting help, or has decided against participating in his care."
It's also revealed that Shazza argued that she put her career on hold for her son, but the judge bit right back, "If Mother has, in fact, limited her career to make herself available for Roan, she has done little to make this evident to Roan, his school or this Court."
Miaow!
No sweat...
So Shazza wanted to pass on the red carpet tradition of injecting your sweaty bits with botox to avoid embarrassing eyesores
,
Cameron Diaz
. Get them while they're young, eh.
But still, the kid's only eight, and far too young to be initiated to the survival techniques of Hollywood's sweateratti.
No word as yet from Shazza's mouthpiece.
Off Key?
Alicia Keys & Jack White's
Quantum of Solace
007 theme song has been revealed, in full.
Come back
, all is forgiven.
Blind bits
You guess the celebutards...
"Which celebrity has a good reason for
lying about her pregnancy
? Two earlier unpublicised miscarriages make her hesitant about announcing too soon, so she is telling everyone that she simply
gained weight for a role
. She’ll go public at the six month point, which is coming up very soon. Once she announces the pregnancy, she will lie about the due date, as she wants the delivery to be a private family affair."
"Which
musical family man
is having a kinky affair? He and his wife are on the outs, and he’s totally smitten with a younger sultry vixen. Why? She loves porn and experimentation."
"Which
squeaky clean celebrity
slept her way to the top of the charts but is now desperate to erase the past?"
"Which star
famous for her shapely rear
has a phobia of bottoms - even though hers has made her famous? We hear the babe is even considering a butt reduction.
Heather Locklear's 911 call
Extra
has tracked down the 991 call that led to DUI damsel
Heather Locklear
's embarrassing
this week.
Check it out
It sounds like the star was totes away with the fairies.
Karma?
Divorcee
Heather Mills
was put in her place last week when she reportedly tried to bludge a free upgrade on a British Airways flight.
British tabloid the
Sunday Mirror
reports that Mucca had booked a premium economy ticket on the flight - but requested a club class ticket when she arrived at check-in.
Word is Mucca was left suitably red faced when airline staff presented her with a big fat NO.
A snitch says: "Heather was muttering about not being upgraded which, if she'd still been Sir Paul's wife, she might have been.
"She seemed to think she would still be entitled to VIP treatment, but it seems the airline had other thoughts.
"She was with another woman, telling her how she was giving away most of the money she got in the divorce. The implication was that, contrary to what people think, she isn't made of money."
That's right, shoo the ligger back to cattle class where she belongs! Hear that economy? That's the sound of stainless steel cutlery and champagne corks popping in first class.
It's Britney, y'all!
Here be video of
Britney Spears
being interviewed by NYC radio station Z100 earlier this week, during which she reveals plans for a world tour, blah, blah, and blah.
This just in
*
Kate Moss'
ex
Jamie Hince
has reportedly been making
while touring with his band in America. Word is he likes to discuss the finer details of his (former) relationship with the superwaif. Why the psychic? Your dalliance is over, OVAH.
* Dynasty
superbitch
Joan Collins
had a
this week, i.e. her wig nearly hit the deck. Not a good look. Still, she doesn't look half bad for a 75-year-old.
* An
Aussie artist
says she will
smoke Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain's ashes
in a joint, to set him "free". Aha. Cobain's ashes were stolen from
Courtney Love
in May, and quite how this artist "acquired" them is anyone's guess. Stand by for Love's inevitable, indecipherable rant on her MySpage page.
* Cancer survivor
Christina Applegate
says she posed for an emotional,
before her double mastectomy operation. The actress
about her struggle with the disease on
Oprah
this week.
BBB
Fast gossip
Follow the mellow-link road...
Cristiano Ronaldo
dumped me by text:
Another
Bigfoot
sighting:
Russell Crowe
explains weight gain:
Lindsay Lohan
buys cancer sticks in bulk:
Critics not feeling
Britney
's new single:
Jennifer Lopez
launched another new stink:
Stop ruining my day,
Lindsay Lohan
:
Shia Labeef
slips a lip:
Christina Aguilera
looks like one of
those
dolls:
Broadway smackdown:
Katie
tops
Harry Potter
:
Wino
's mates are on death watch:
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Bradley Walsh wasn't the only one who was left frustrated it seems.