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It was week two of Aunty Cindy's "Party in the USA" as Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern headed to visit President Joe Biden at the White House for a long rambling meeting, and she had regret about her jacket choice. Maybe the biggest regret should have been taking New Zealand's old Air Force plane to the US, which embarrassingly broke down on arrival in DC.
Ironically, the broken down plane is called "Old Faithful Betty" or as it's known now, just "Old Betty". The aircraft is ideal for taking diplomatic holidays, but it's not so ideal for returning from diplomatic holidays.
The broken-down plane is news on the same week Top Gun Maverick came out to rave reviews. The Top Gun New Zealand version looks more like a 90-minute movie watching Kiwi Air Force pilots calling around looking for spare parts.