Movie star Johnny Depp rushed to save his pet dogs Pistol and Boo after the Australian Government threatened to kill them unless they "buggered off" back to the United States.
The Hollywood heart-throb has been accused of failing to declare the Yorkshire terriers when he flew into Brisbane on a private jet to shoot the fifth instalment in the Pirates of the Caribbean series.
Jack Sparrow may always emerge triumphant, but the actor who plays him met his match in Australia's straight-talking Agriculture Minister, Barnaby Joyce.
"Basically, it looks like he snuck them in," said a miffed Mr Joyce yesterday. "We found out he snuck them in because we saw him taking them to a poodle groomer."
The minister said penalties for quarantine breaches were severe, and no one should be exempt - even if they had been "the sexiest man alive, twice".