John Mayer's 'UR DUMPD!' text to Jennifer Aniston

17 Oct, 2008 02:49 AM7 mins to read

Jennifer Aniston is rumoured to have been dumped by text. Photo / AP

John Mayer

is rumoured to have dumped

Jennifer Aniston

in one of the most humiliating ways possible:

by text

A Mayer mole tells Britain's

Daily Mail

that the guitarist sent Aniston a text message saying

"That's it - the end"

after a 20-minute argument on the phone last week.

The snitch says: "She [Aniston] is so intent on getting married and having children, he felt hemmed in.

"After a 20-minute phone conversation, he just said, 'I can't take it any more', and hung up. Then he texted, 'That's it - the end'."

The couple split last week after dating for five months, and conflicting reports have made it impossible to determine who was the 'dumper' and the 'dumpee' - until now.

Mayer publicly

confirmed

earlier this week that he and Aniston had parted.

"It's the most normal thing in the world. There's no lying, there's no cheating, there's no nothing," he said.

"People are different, people have different chemistry, different lives. You're either a cheater or you break up and I'm not the first one, I'm the second one.

"I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don't want to waste somebody's time if something's not right."

He maintains that he still holds the actress in high regard.

"Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met.

"I think she's great. She's one of the most lovely people I have ever met in my life," he added.

Meanwhile, it looks like Mayer has gotten over the split lickety-split.

Rumour has it that he picked up a

'female partygoer'

on a recent night out. Boys will be boys.

So what do we think of dumping via text? Is it ever appropriate? Like hell it is. It's a callous act, baby. Like low, seriously low...lower than a snake's belly.

What do you guys think? Anyone out there ever been given the ol' heave-ho by text?

She's preggers

After months of "yeah, but not, but yeah-ing",

Jennifer Garner

has confirmed (sort of) that she's with child.

Garner was interviewed by

Access Hollywood

this week and finally put paid to the pregnancy rumours.

When congratulated by the interviewer, she said: "Thank you, we're so excited, obviously."

So there you have it.

Sloppy seconds

Word has it that

Winona Ryder

has hooked up with

Drew Barrymore

's ex

Tom Green

The two were reportedly seen

on a hot date

together this week.

A source tells the

National Enquirer

(yes, I know), "Winona didn't waste any time. She and Tom were all over each other, laughing and carrying on."

I know, quite the carry on.

Winona split from lover

Blake Sennett

a couple of weeks ago.

McFadden's clanger

Former

Westlife

singer

Brian McFadden

has landed himself in a spot of bother after making some rather ignorant remarks on

More FM

here in New Zealand.

The Irish singer was doing a guest stint on the station's breakfast show a few weeks ago, and made some rather foolish comments about homosexuality.

McFadden was talking on the radio about men who wear pink. Apparently it makes men look a little gay...blah, blah, blah.

Audio clip below.

McFadden insists his comments were taken out of context. He says in a statement:

"To come to the conclusion that I am homophobic from these sentences is far from the truth. Some of my friends and colleagues are gay and if I was truly homophobic then I have picked the wrong industry."

I doubt the guy's homophobic. A little ignorant around the edges maybe. Loving the "some of my best friends are gay" line. That makes up for the gaffe, obv.

Quote of the day

"I believe my last marriage turned me into an alcoholic. I was so miserable and stayed (in the relationship) because of the kids, but in the end it was awful for them because we were arguing. Six or seven years, I hid the bottles. When you're that depressed you can't even do it (stop drinking) for your kids - that's the most disgusting thing."

- Nip/Tuck fanatic Brigitte Nielsen

Blind items

You guess the celebutards.

"Which

TV star

has developed an

unhealthy crush on his assistant

? He bombards her with

inappropriate calls

day and night, and even tells her about, er, special dreams he is having."

Mirror

"This

C/B list television actress

on a very hit CBS show is tired of

no one paying attention to her

. So, she did what any self respecting person would do in her situation. She hired a photographer who now follows her all day in his car and takes shots of her when she gets out, when she shops, shouting her name, drawing attention, whatever he can. He then tries to interest the magazines in buying them. Hasn't really worked well so far as no one ever posts any photos of her or talks about her."

CDaN

"Which

two perky Olympian teammates

are really

bitter rivals

? One spiked the other's protein shake with laxatives before a big competition, but her plan backfired when her nemesis not only powered through the competition but beat her so-called friend anyway."

NYDN

"Which

celeb

had a

hissy fit after a photoshoot?

She demanded a host of A-list stars to pose with her in the picture but got a shock when all that turned up were a few minor boyband members."

Mirror

This just in...

Beckham: The musical

. Dear God, no! There's a rumour doing the rounds that

David Beckham

's life story is about to be turned into a

West End musical

. *Insert maniacal laughter here*

Sienna Miller'

s house

has been vandalised

by some badwishers. British tabloid

The Sun

reports that some yobs have tagged her house exterior with the word "slut". That's just cruel.

Miley Cyrus

will be celebrating her 16th birthday with a load of mice. As in the Mickey Mouse variety.

says the tween will celebrate her birthday during a "once-in-a-lifetime bash at the Happiest Place on Earth - Disneyland!" Happiest place on Earth? Do me a favour.

Retro Friday

Just because...it's my last day before a three week holiday. That's right, folks, I'm heading off back to the Welsh hills for some quality time with my clan. I haven't been home in nearly two years, and it's time to bond again.

Some of you might suffer serious gossip withdrawals and experience overwhelming feelings of abandonment. Fear not, my scandalings...this blogger will be back on Monday, September 15.

I did toy with the idea of getting a guest blogger in to babysit the blog, but the thought of some other gossip floozy working my hallowed patch filled me with horror. What can I say, I'm a pro. A bit like this genius

Kenny Everett

comedy creation...

"It's all in the best possible taste!"

As always, infinite thanks to all of you for your continued support.

Same time, same place, September 15.

BBB

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