Beauty queens have large fake ones; Kate Moss' rarely show. Victoria Beckham seems to have misplaced hers completely. They're also hard to find in the enjoyable Victoria and Albert century of Western fashion photography show at Auckland Museum (until February 28): models, it seems, will pucker up for a pout or an air-kiss, but not for a smile.
The show's "fresh" laughing Twiggy is a notable exception, but the rarity of pearly whites even early on in high fashion publicity is curious. The exhibition is aptly named Selling Dreams. So why don't couture advertisers and their magazines overtly sell the dream of happiness? Why has Zoolander's lemon-sucking "Blue Steel" pose beaten out Mona Lisa allure? Why is a grin always the exception to the cruel?
The aim of "absent, unfocused" expressions in "glamour" images is to increase the viewer's envy, suggested socialist art critic John Berger, back in 1972. As we look with interest at the model, she disdains us as worms; where happiness invites us in, haughtiness shuts us out.
One of the rare smiling women in Selling Dreams, photographed by Erwin Blumenfeld in a stunning, swathed dinner dress in 1947, excludes us in another way: her eyes are closed. Meanwhile, Cheryl Tiegs and Rene Russo - goddesses clasped in each other's arms, dancing on top of a volcano in a breathtaking 1974 Helmut Newton image - avoid us by smiling at each other, pretending the camera's not even there.
The photographs bar us from the model's world; they bar us from being envied as we envy her, until we buy what she's selling. As Berger described the viewer: "The publicity image steals her love of herself as she is, and offers it back to her for the price of the product."