Forget your old churches and your wine cellars, the most atmospheric place to make music in Auckland - save traditional marae - is the concrete bunker on top of Mt Victoria. Sure, the acoustics aren't conventional but where else can you perform in front of morris dancers waving hankies? "All Blacks psyched out by English haka," crows the poster caption.
Best get there on the Devonport ferry; climbing the hill is part of the whole bunker experience. We did so last Sunday night, in the bitter air, admiring the super moon reflected in the still harbour.
Awaiting us in the bunker were a fire, cosy cushions and a museum-worthy collection of old-time hee-haws. Lindauer's Guide Sophia faces photos of horse-drawn buses and ads for classes in "clogging", which is not a martial art but Appalachian tap dancing. (A pity; "you're askin' for a cloggin' to your noggin" has a certain ring to it.)
In fact, unless one counts a couple of ancient jagged-tooth saws, there's very little martial material in the bunker. It was built 123 years ago to keep out the Russians, but for a third of its life it has served as HQ for the Devonport Folk Club.
Monday club nights - $3 for members, $5 for non-members - are legendary. You get to perform two songs if you want, on your ukulele or your tin whistle, and everybody joins in on the well-known choruses. If you hang around Roger Giles, the Shropshire shepherd-turned-folk-club backbone, he might slug some whisky into your tea. His own backbone's more stooped than it once was, but the beard's as full and the jokes as fast as ever.