I'm not suggesting residencies are a bad thing per se, just that their ubiquity means the industry favours artists by lifestyle, not art quality.
And indeed, the system assumes the loner artist archetype; the individual outsider who can leave their life and responsibilities at any time - and wants to do so.
What if they have children? Don't be silly; real artists don't have kids. They have mistresses, or perhaps paramours, who distract them, and they need a Virginia Woolfesque "room of one's own" away from it all, because they all live in garrets and have no studios (or jobs) to speak of.
Residencies are "moving prisons", says one poet-artist friend. "Ooh, let's give someone money and make them move away from all their support networks," she says sarcastically.
It's true the system does suit many artists not of this solitary description (some residencies allow artists to live elsewhere and work onsite). In the winter 2011 issue of Art News New Zealand, two very different types of residencies are described.
Expatriate artist Locust Jones - whose list of residencies includes India, the United States, Lebanon and Korea - talks of the "eerie silence" of a rural New South Wales residency, which "was a great opportunity to get stuck in and start a new project".
But Auckland artist Kim Meek found seeking out Taipei's inspiring architecture and antiquities left him little time in the studio during his Taiwan residency.
When he handed his guidebook to Rohan Wealleans - the next artist on the list - it was well-thumbed.
So Jones had a traditional, pastoral, artist-colony type residency, relatively close to home, while Meek's experience was residency as global, hyper-connected, art-making tourism, something which has really taken off since the 1990s.
If you want to do the latter, it pays to be a model citizen and have a good, first-world passport. This suits artists as professionals more than the artists as reprobates or society-challengers.
But for some rez-prez, good for business, it's worth the sacrifice.
* Janet McAllister is overseas; her column will return on August 27