I arrived, bleary-eyed, in Papakura last week. I blame the libraries; I'd got carried away the night before, reading a library copy of Alan Cumming's memoir mystery, Not My Father's Son, until 3am.
Confirmed: Cumming belongs to the grand tradition of queer British actors who write beautifully about their lives and times. See also: Stephen Fry, Rupert Everett and even Quentin Crisp, who played glittery-eyed Queen Elizabeth I in Orlando.
Just as Orlando skips through the eras, so does Papakura. The notorious New Zealand Wars garrison town now hints at 1980s nostalgia: free parking, bare feet and a large post office (okay, a Post Shop). But walk into the entrance shared by Papakura Museum and Sir Edmund Hillary Library and you jump forward to 2010, the year of the Jasmax building refurbishment.
Shabby and warm Great South Rd makes way for a minimalist, clean corridor. Desna Whaanga-Schollum's wall silhouettes of Maori motifs and the great outdoors in muted outdoorsy colours are tastefully on trend.
Rather folksier are the three gigantic sheep sculptures, one painted with three jokers lounging on car bonnets, drinking Lion Red. The sheep bring, um, a human touch to the pristine, coolly corporate entrance expanse. So do the handwritten cafe signs and the library's notices: "Are you looking for a new job? Can you give us 30 mins to help us improve library services for Papakura job seekers?" If you don't have home internet, the library is a vital link to online job ads.