This column is all Dame Anne Salmond's fault. I never really cared who became Kiwibank New Zealander of the Year until the anthropologist transformed her 2013 title into a soapbox.
Instead of resting on her laurels she has turned them into a warm, fuzzy public platform on which to make sharp, excellent, non-partisan points against the GCSB Bill, inequality and short-term thinking. The winner of the intellectual beauty contest really has worked for world peace.
It is difficult, even for those who disagree, to ignore her: she is New Zealander of the Year. NZOTY is the closest we have to a president (PONZ). It would be easier to ignore the flamingoes on the Civic Theatre curtain, poverty protesters at a National Party shindig, glitter on a Reuben Paterson canvas, or the sex toys in a Michael Hurst-directed musical.
So I'm excited about who will win in Salmond's wake. Which 2014 semifinalist would say interesting and admirable things? Will it be Mai Chen? Hopefully not while she's acting for Ports of Auckland against their democratically elected controllers, the Auckland Council. Maybe Kaitaia GP Lance O'Sullivan? Or will the 2014 judges divide the nation by choosing Bob Parker? Also a semifinalist: Richie McCaw, presumably ex officio.
We'll know the finalists on Monday, and the winner in February.