A headline caught my eye a couple of weeks back: "Kiwi philanthropist to get honorary doctorate." Was it Sir Stephen Tindall or Sir Owen Glenn? Or the arts' very own Sir James Wallace?
No, all wrong, it was Alan Gibbs, Telecom privatiser and profiteer.
Dear reader, I blanched. Give the man all the honorary engineering doctorates you want for his kooky amphibians, but let's not present altruism as his most essential core trait - he doesn't.
In Serious Fun, his 2012 hagiography, Paul Goldsmith (aka the right's pet Boswell) quotes Gibbs on business: "I don't pretend to do my bit out of the goodness of my heart ... I do my bit out of my own self-interest."
Based on a University of Canterbury press release, the APNZ headline refers to Gibbs' donations to Te Papa and his laudable funding of the site for Auckland's temporary NEW art gallery (with then wife and dame-to-be, Jenny Gibbs). Fittingly, the gallery site was an old telephone exchange - more telco assets turned into arts assets. (Goldsmith says Gibbs thought gifts in health or education would be mere drops "in buckets managed by [state] bureaucracies in which he had little confidence". In the arts, money bought more influence.) The press release doesn't mention Gibbs' Act Party donations or his funding of a University of Canterbury scholarship, named for a right-wing economic theorist. Only his art funding, seemingly apolitical and uncontroversial, is apparently fit to be named.