When I pretend I'm the Grand Poobah of Auckland arts (doesn't everyone?) then blessed are the North Shore meek who are poor in major arts venues, for a prominent art gallery cafe awaits them. Blessed are the kids with no school kapa haka, for I wish an independent local team upon them, and encourage them all to join.
I have a dream - and it includes an arts calendar regularly stuffed into every letter box in Auckland (digital schedules don't stick to the fridge).
None of these flights of fancy were particularly ambitious until last week's Auckland Council black budget rumours, but they're not in the draft Auckland Arts and Culture Action Plan. Maybe it's because, as Brian Rudman points out, the action plan is an avant-garde action plan that contains no actions.
Still, the council's aim is fantastic: to "integrate arts and culture into our everyday lives". The plan wants all Aucklanders to be able to boast that they "can have a creative experience any time of the week"; no more complaining that the arts are not in the mood or have a headache today.
The National Government made this goal much harder by scrapping evening-class funding a few years back, but the city is doing reasonably well. Live events have started touring around the city - some go to Mangere Arts Centre as well as the Aotea precinct. Currently, "Matariki on the move" is ingeniously welcoming neighbourhoods on to little-known urban marae, as well as offering excellent professional performances for free.