There are a few things Jack White and his people need on top of their US$80,000 fee to perform at your university.
And that's a very particular blend of guacamole, with very particular sized chunks of avocado, you'll have to hand-prepare in advance using this very particular recipe.
You'll also need some "freshly sliced, high-quality prosciutto and aged salami with a sharp knife," and a New York strip steak, cooked medium.
But you are not, under any circumstances, to serve any form of banana.
"This is a banana-free tour," his rider says.