I gave up on home ownership dreams and bought tickets to Kanye West instead.
Madison Square Garden. Sellout nights. More people than for basketball or hockey games, or for any concert in history. According to Kanye, it was the most people the fire wardens had ever allowed inside.
There was no warm-up act because Kanye doesn't need one. There were no dancers or backup singers or celebrity appearances because, really, Kanye doesn't need them. The lights cut and in the smoke and haze he came out and dropped his head. He waited, ominous and all-powerful.
An English student could write a master's thesis on the imagery of the production design. Instead of a stage, like at a normal concert, where crowds crush to the front and dozens of people lose their shoes, Kanye floated.
On a 5x5m magic platform, he slowly hovered above the mortals, drifting to different parts of the arena above the delirium at his feet. From the underside of the square, searing lights examined the masses, like an alien spacecraft lowering to Earth.