Spy's Local Lust List

Sam Watson. Photo / Supplied

In honour of the successful Handley brothers selling their mobile marketing company, The Hyperfactory, to US magazine publisher Meredith Corp for around $70 million in cash, we take a look at the 10 most attractive Kiwi males. And by attractive, I mean the ones we all lust after.

1. Sam Watson
Coming in at numero uno, 16-year-old Sam Watson has the dashing good looks of his old man and the playboy propensity to frolic with buxom bimbos in Barbados too. Nevertheless we would so fake a drowning to get mouth to mouth from this young stud. Okay, so he loses valuable perving points when he swims in boardies and a leather belt, but we still would though, obviously.

2. Derek Handley
Smart, handsome, successful and now very, very rich. What more could you want?

3. Anthony Starr
Even as meathead Van, he's hot.

4. Jono Pryor
Host of The Jono Project on C4 with a bad boy look women love.

5. Rhys Darby
We're loving the new svelte look and should we ever go ginga and want a hug, Rhysie Baby would so be our pick. Sorry Tim Wilson.

6. Bret McKenzie
We're feeling mildly guilty for picking one Conchord and not the other one. Not that Jemaine isn't cute. It's just that bearded Bret is cuter. There. We said it. We don't feel guilty. Much. Jemaine is filming that blockbuster with Will Smith anyway, so what would he care.

7. Winston Reid
'Winnie, will you marry me?' was the phrase most uttered around the country after the All Whites' made history at the World Cup against Slovakia. Arsenal may want him, but we want him more. Forget the little Danish pastries in Copenhagen and come meet some of our prospective WAGs here.

8. Jeremy Wells
Yup, predictable choice, we know. Actually we haven't seen him on our screen for ages, apart from Prime's 50 Years of TV doco, where we caught a glimpse inside chez Jem. The pad was a bit sparse for our liking, but we could still move in, should Tulsi and bubs ever mover out.

9. Taika Waititi
Dapper, dashing and dangerous... as in bad. He's a Michael Jackson fan from way back and we'd love him to moonwalk his way to us.

10. Richie McCaw
He's ranking relatively low, mainly because rugby is so last season, like Herman Munster-style shoulder pads. Soccer has stolen our hearts, but we still have a place for Richie. Just saying.