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You never know what you are going to learn from the women's magazines, and this week's issues don't let us down.
For instance, the vexed question of what on earth Dancing with the Stars judge Craig Revel Horwood and Demi Moore could possibly have in common.
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reveals that both are in serious relationships with men 15 years younger than them.
It turns out Revel Horwood, 43, is dating handsome young pharmacist Grant Macpherson, 28, after meeting him through an internet dating website for professional gay men.
They say the age difference is not an issue - they don't even notice it.
The same, we are told, can't be said for 45-year-old Demi, who has been rattled by photos of her much younger husband Ashton Kutcher cavorting with his sexy 23-year-old Russian co-star in his latest film.
Demi, who is 15 years older than Ashton, can't wait for the final wrap.
Sometimes it is easier to be single, and Jennifer Aniston gives us tips on how to stay happy that way, including by walking dogs, talking about astrology and drinking herbal tea.
Her old rival, Angelina Jolie, is in the news for far less healthy lifestyle options.
She has been photographed letting her children eat junk food, and the suggestion is that her daughter to Brad Pitt is being turned away from tantrums with takeaways.
Shiloh, who turns two next month, is apparently being pacified with icecreams and chips, and the other kids have been snapped scoffing chocolates, hot dogs, fizzy drinks and candyfloss.
Perhaps the Jolie-Pitts could adopt Katie Holmes who is too skinny and might soon be looking for a new family.
The New Zealand Woman's Weekly says painfully thin Katie is struggling with life as half of TomKat and the demands of Scientology.
The magazine says she could be declared "disconnected" if her marriage to Tom Cruise fails and she renounces the religion.
Then, Tom and daughter Suri would not be allowed to associate with her.
Apparently having any child of the church spend time with a non-believer is a corruption of the natural goodness and joy of childhood.
The Weekly also takes a crack at the relationship between Prince Charles and Camilla whose rows are escalating even in front of their aides.
Nicknamed The Glums, they also resort to giving each other the silent treatment.
It is claimed Camilla is too much of a country bumpkin for Charles, who wants her to be more like a royal.
On a more positive note we get a huge spread on New Zealand's celebrity wedding of the year.
The Weekly has the exclusive on the nuptials of Dominic Bowden and Claire Robbie whose wedding was full of surprises, like how they kissed each other not just once but twice after exchanging their vows.
They had look-a-like models in a raunchy pose on their wedding cake and fireworks let off over Auckland Harbour.
The bride gave a speech and the guests got a souvenir of the wedding - a CD of songs chosen from compilations Dominic had made for Claire while they were apart over their eight-year romance.
Aw shucks.
The Woman's Day also ran photos of the wedding but slightly grainier and featuring the back of the bridesmaids so we assume they weren't really invited.
The grumpy look on Claire's face probably says it all - more of a frowning than blushing bride.
The magazine hails Prince William and Kate Middleton's "brave new start" and explains how she is hiding in the shadows so she does not end up hounded like Princess Diana who, by the way, would have been thrilled with the pairing.
It is also revealed that while Victoria Beckham might be known as Posh she calls herself a "complete pig" because, she says, she gorges herself on fish, vegetables and fruits.
Despite her gluttony she is still a size zero and weighs less than 50kg.
Another candidate for adoption by Angelina, perhaps.
