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Matthew who? The biggest revelation in Woman's Day six-page exclusive spread with Rebecca Loos is not the fake boobs, the desire to start eating meat again or the hot bikini shots. No, it's Rebecca's total silence on new love Matthew Ridge.
The tabloid "It girl" says she has dated a few Kiwis and rates them "gorgeous, good-looking, hunky and manly" and much more forward than British men. If that's the case, you would think that after falling for manly Matthew on reality show Treasure Island: The Pirates of the Pacific and photographed cavorting topless in Malta with her Kiwi man, she would have something to say about her latest and dearest.
Could it be the 29-year-old who shot to fame over an alleged affair with English soccer star David Beckham is being true to her word of being "useless" at taking relationships to the next level?
The death of Anna Nicole Smith is covered by the weeklies. Best angle goes to New Idea with the tragic warning of who's next on the celebrity rank. Top of the list goes to Britney Spears, who reportedly hit the club circuit last weekend after promising to stay home with a cup of cocoa. It appears she got trolleyed before vomiting.
Scoop of the week goes to Woman's Day with Kelly James' dolphin attack in the Coromandel on Boxing Day and the role her boyfriend Dion Lawson played in saving her life.
Best quote? Their friend Simon found her heartbeat and shouted: "You little ripper, she's alive."
The Woman's Weekly comes up with another local tear-jerker of how grief brought cricketer Chris Cairns and Earl Spencer together over the loss of their sisters - Princess Diana's car smash and Louise who died in a rail smash. Cairns and the cricket-mad Earl Spencer met two years after Louise's death so when Cairns asked his friend to speak at a gala dinner for the foundation he set up in memory of Louise - well, you know the rest.
Gotta have the frocks from the Grammy Awards, including the best and worst dressed in New Idea. Worst goes to Nelly Furtado covered in feathers, best to Christina Ricci in a navel-gazing neckline. Best choice? The Woman's Day for showing Helen Mirren with a Queen-like pearl necklace.
Forget the pretty Penelope Cruz and Beyonce on either side of the best actress winner. Age and beauty shines through.
In the Woman's Weekly, there's tips on tops from fashion writer Justine Williams. For the small bust, try halterneck, turtleneck or slash-neck tops. And for that rounded-tummy try something with a shirt-tail hemline or draping over the tummy without tucking under.
Buying tips include when trying on a top make sure you sit, stand and move about in it before buying.
Happy shopping - and if you have the low-cut looks of Rebecca Loos you too could bag a Kiwi hunk.