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Black Caps captain Stephen Fleming reveals in the latest edition of the New Zealand Woman's Weekly how he was bowled over by his own baby daughter, who had only just learned to walk.
His wedding to Kelly Payne dominates the cover and takes up a full six pages inside.
Fleming tells how he had to fight back tears as Kelly and their 16-month-old daughter made their way down the aisle.
Later there was hardly a dry eye among the 110 guests as Kelly rather poetically "wept quietly in the dusky half-light" while making her vows.
Unable to resist her hunky new hubby, Kelly then broke with tradition by planting Fleming with a quick kiss before the ceremony had even finished.
Unusually the wedding had a theme - "finally and fabulous" - which had been printed on the invitation cards and repeated in big letters on the wedding cake.
Over the page we are told Prince Harry may beat his brother William down the aisle as he continues his "deepening relationship" with long-term girlfriend Chelsy Davy.
At a party to celebrate Harry's deployment to Iraq it was William who stayed clubbing until 4am with a bunch of beauties. Harry and Chelsy had called it a night by 1am after sipping cocktails in a private booth.
A philosophical side of Naomi Campbell is revealed in the pages of a diary she kept during her time doing community service for abusing her former maid.
"I find solace in sweeping. I have time to think," she writes.
In Woman's Day, Nicole Kidman is vowing she won't let her family fall apart.
She also won't let her sister's marriage fall apart, offering Antonia support after her husband left home having "cracked" after missing the birth of the couple's fourth child.
One thing to be thankful for is that the baby was not born in Denmark, where little girls are called something that sounds like little pigs.
We know this because the magazine features the new daughter of Crown Prince Frederik and his Australian wife Mary. The baby affectionately gets called "lille pigen" - "little girl" in Danish - until she gets an official name at her christening on July 1.
Not everyone is lucky enough to have lille pigens, though, like Dancing with the Stars favourite Suzanne Paul, who credits the fact she never had children for her great figure.
"Nothing on me has ever moved," she brags.
This also fortunately means Suzanne has never been put at risk of crazed baby snatchers, as was one heavily pregnant woman who tells the gruesome true story about a deranged woman who tried to gouge her unborn baby from her belly.
Brad Pitt is meanwhile refusing to bare his buttocks to anyone but Ange.
He's demanding a bottom double in his latest film, while Victoria Beckham, we discover, has a full-blown double.
The Day presents an English woman who has spent more than $180,000 turning herself into a Posh lookalike.
This could explain a small story towards the back of the magazine in which we read "Posh Spice" unexpectedly had three credit cards rejected in a Hollywood mall.
Lindsay Lohan has disappointed everyone again by returning to her wild girl ways and getting caught snorting cocaine in nightclub toilets, while Helen Mirren has disappointed the Queen by turning down a dinner invitation because she is too busy.
We are not amused, is the feedback from the palace.
But the real magazine fodder this week comes courtesy of Paris Hilton, who is to spend 45 days in jail for violating probation over a drink-driving charge.
It hardly needs to be said but the magazine says it anyway: the experience will be a far cry from her normal existence.
She is being picked as a target of lesbian gangs, which makes the group showers particularly concerning.
In New Idea David Hasselhoff, who is battling an alcohol addiction, says it's his teenage daughter whom he can thank for being a big help. In a reversal of parental tough love, the 17-year-old shot a video of the Hoff drunk and dribbling as he attempted to hoff down a burger as she pleaded with him to stay off the booze.
A more respectable dad is David Beckham, who we learn may be maintaining his clean cut image with the help of a little Botox.
And the mother of Spider-Man star Tobey Maguire has revealed how he and Leonardo DiCaprio not only used to share a bed, but also wore ribbons in their hair when they were teenagers.
