KEY POINTS:
(The Lonesome Buckwhips are Arthur Meek, Gareth Williams, Miriama Ketu and Ben Hutchison
Why should we see your show?
Because we're celebrities. And like all celebrities, we're just like everyone else. And just like everyone else, we're really nice people.
Trying to make a nice honest living. Also our raspberry jam is very very good.
Tell us a joke in 25 words or less.
Barry Saunders and The Warratahs. Hayley Westenra. Nick Bollinger.
Who is the funniest person you know and why?
Gary. I don't know why.
Borat - yay or nay? Why?
Yay. He's a great reporter, very informative, he does the hard news that the likes of TV One are too scared to tackle because of their charter obligations.
When were you last embarrassed?
Went to a Warratahs gig and were embarrassed for them.
What's the worst line you've ever delivered?
I asked for a steak and mushroom pie at the Corstorphine bakery but they gave me chicken and corn. I didn't say anything.
What were you like as a child?
Benny: Wanted to be a rock musician.
Arty: Wanted to be a country musician.
Gary: Albino.
Miri: Stolen from parents. Therefore very very quiet.
If you weren't a comedian you'd be?
Possum trapping full time. Volunteer parking warden in the weekends
* The Lonesome Buckwhips are the Transmission Room (cnr Mayoral Dr & Queen St) tonight and tomorrow 8.30pm
